Pokemon stop and frisk?

July 21, 2:33 a.m.: An amazed, anonymous caller reported seeing a naked man walking near 3rd and Cedar streets in Blaine. The arriving officers contacted the pedestrian, who was indeed bare from the waist down, carrying a daypack, a cell phone and his private parts.

The man appeared to be alone but investigation revealed he had three associates: a trio of Pokémon Go characters he had just captured on his phone in the space between the two motels and the restaurant he was standing beside.

He denied that his lack of clothing served any purpose save maximizing the agility needed for a satisfying hunt, but agreed to immediately don pants from his daypack rather than have his game interrupted by incarceration.

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