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The Editor:
On behalf of Trinity Community Lutheran Church, I would like to say thank you to Thrifty Foods of Tsawwassen for their donation of 50 pounds of strawberries for our Strawberry Social, which was held on June 12.
Thanks to Joan Linde for her capable leadership and her crew of angel helpers, who hulled the berries and made shortcake the day before the event. The cool weather did not deter the many members and friends who showed up to eat the generous portions of whipped cream, berries and cake.
Thank you Joan, thank you helpers, thank you to all who continue to support Trinity’s ongoing ministry in Point Roberts.
Ruth Liukkonen
Point Roberts

The Editor:
I am writing in regard to the letter in the June issue of the All Point Bulletin from Errol E. Povah.
I would strongly suggest that Mr. Povah put this in his pipe and smoke it. Why don’t you stay home in Delta, Mr. Povah, wrapped in your cocoon of self-righteousness; you have many places there, apparently to slake your thirst and bore others with your pontificating; i.e. your beloved Beaches, Bunkers and Rose & Crown. Any dollars you spend here will be lamentably negated by your whining and belly-aching, spoiling any good time other patrons might hope to have. So stay there with your gloom and doom statistics - while trying to remember that tobacco is still legal. I haven’t touched a drop in over 11 years, but boy - to listen to a pompous speech maker such as yourself makes me want to tilt a few back!
Ever heard of live and let live? You freely admit that you have your share of smoke-free zones - enjoy them. Don’t torture the rest of us.
Better yet, enjoy a cheeseburger with your pint. Since you are statistically obsessed, don’t forget that recent studies show obesity is fast out-running nicotine as an epidemic health risk. In my own personal experience, I have had six people die of alcohol-related problems - zero to smoking.
Finally, shame on you for trying to shame Nick Kiniski by using the oh-so-lame dad card, in a transparent control-freak effort to get the world to conform to what you presumptuously feel is the ‘right thing.’ Butt out (yes, pun intended).
Patti Vopnford
Point Roberts

The Editor:
I’m a southerner, and where I come from the oft-repeated refrain is “Fogit? HAYUHL!!!”
As you might presume, our illustrious Fedstapo is about as popular with me as a piranha in a hot tub. In fact, I’d go so far as to say I even think Northern California, Oregon, Washington and Alaska should secede from the bastion of neuronically challenged pulchritude known as Los Estados Unidos, while British Columbia and Alberta should secede from the fascist enclave known as Canada.
We can make Victoria the capital of our new country, and flip the bird to the US and Canada, and best of all- do away with the damn border crossing between the Point and Tsawwassen.
Now that I have your attention, I bet you wonder what has me so riled up. Here’s what happened. I’m sure many of you can relate.
The other day I was taking the day off, just trying to unwind from my busy schedule of innumerable phone calls, emails, radio shows, and publication deadlines, and I ran various errands in the lower mainland. I bought a weed whacker at Canadian Tire in Richmond, some groceries at Thrifty Foods, some rose fertilizer and two bags of steer manure at Harris’s Nursery.
I went for a nice relaxing swim at Winskill Aquatics Center, and used the sauna and hot tub, just before recrossing the border.
I knew Action _______ was probably in the booth because the line was really long and as I inched closer I groaned inwardly, wondering if I was going to run out of gas because the needle was clearly indicating that I was riding on fumes. My back teeth were swimming too, and I had to damn near tie a knot in it.
Who knows what makes anyone tick? Maybe this guy was in the marines or something, I don’t know. Maybe he had a super authoritarian mother or father or maybe he pulls his boxers up a tad too high – I don’t know and I don’t want to know, all I know is that some border guards act as though they have about three working neurons on a good day and I have to wonder when they’re going to all be replaced by robots made in Japan. Some of them, on both sides probably, deserve to have their cars driven off Lily Point, and if those concrete pylon barriers weren’t blocking the path, I’m sure by now there would be about 50 border guards’ cars at the bottom of the cliff, from both countries.
By now ya’ll probably wonder if I’m the nephew of Osama Bin, (negatory muchachos) so I might as well just let you know why I’m feeling this need to sound off.
He spied the pile of stuff I’d just bought and I was groggy from my AC being broken and made the colossal mistake of letting him know I had two bags of what the Canadians euphemistically refer to with straight faces as “Steer Manure” in the car.
How could I have been so stupid? Hadn’t I read The Dictocrats - Our Unelected Rulers by Omar Garrison? Hadn’t I read James Bovard’s outrageously humorous, but all too true tome How the Government Screws You From A- Z?
Action knows damn well I wasn’t going to eat the damn steer manure, so why did he hassle me over it? Simple. Because he could. Because he’s got a badge and a gun and (by his reckoning anyway) more power than God Almighty.
Let’s look at this from a standpoint of mad cow disease. Is there any evidence that anyone ever got Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) from eating tomatoes or other vegetables grown with the aid of steer manure? Hell no, in fact, there is no evidence that there’s any more incidence of BSE in Canada than in the USA, while there is evidence that there is only one North American Herd.
To be fair to the border guards, they’re not all on my S list, only a select few of them are. Most are pleasant, friendly, and not on power trips. I have enjoyed numerous good conversations with them, and respect the tedium they must endure, having once been a toll collector on the Garden State Parkway (New Jersey)
I hope none of them, including Action take this letter the wrong way, but if they do, I’m beyond the point of caring. I’m already red flagged in the computer for being a run of the mill rabble-rouser, and as far as I’m concerned, they can add this complaint to the voluminous file the FBI already has on me. I just don’t care.
I’m not going to be anonymous either, because I have the right to freedom of speech and even though Bush’s grandfather Prescott Bush was a direct supporter of Adolph Hitler, and George the Second isn’t any better, some way, some how, we shall overcome!! Trust me, sports fans, a day will come when we can once again provide our gardens with the fertilizer of our choice, and if that be BS, so BE it!
We just don’t need any more of this bovine scatology!
Want to join the Point Bob Independence Committee to Spearhead the Revolt Against the Mutant Paper Pushers of the U.S. and Canada? Want to form a new country and break away from these slack-jawed microcephalic non-entities and their string-pulling fascist masters?
Sign on to the IAHF email distribution list at http://www.iahf.com and pierce the veil of all the illusions!
In the spirit of the glorious Fourth when we can guzzle suds, gorge ourselves half to death on anything we choose to ingest, go fishin’ without licenses, drink wine before its time, snag “illegal” crab, blow up firecrackers, gawk at the parade and generally get blotto to forget about our enslavement from the power mad paper pushers from hell!! Yeeeeeeee-haw!
John C. Hammell
Point Roberts

The Editor & U.S. Representative Rick Larsen:
Recent cutbacks in Point Roberts border personnel are having a severe impact on the economy of our community. These impacts are detailed in the June edition of the All Point Bulletin, copy enclosed for your reference.
In your re-election campaign literature, “Good Communities are Worth Keeping Safe,” you describe your continuing efforts to secure additional funding for added law enforcement personnel for the cities of Sumas, Lynden and Blaine. There is no mention of your efforts on behalf of Point Roberts, but the effects of the recent “cost cutting” measures at our border will hardly result in increased safety or economic security here.
Point Roberts has recently lost the advantage of experienced customs inspectors due to their replacement by new, inexperienced recruits. This has resulted in longer wait times at the border and needless interrogation of local residents who regularly cross the Point Roberts border.
Local businesses depend on increased volumes of summer traffic to sustain them during the winter months. Long wait times are bad for tourism. Until recently, seasoned customs personnel at the Point Roberts border have traditionally allowed expeditious passage of locals known to inspectors. The result has been faster processing and shorter wait times for tourists coming down from Canada to patronize businesses in Point Roberts.
In addition to the inconvenience of long border line-ups, Whatcom County sheriff’s deputies recently issued over 100 citations over a long weekend for minor traffic infractions, including the new $101 fine for failure to wear seat belts. Why would the average tourist spend an hour in a border line-up to visit a community where he and his family would be hassled by local law enforcement?
Your campaign literature speaks expansively about your efforts in extracting large amounts of taxpayers money to increase border security. Your efforts have not benefited Point Roberts.
If you are truly committed to “keeping communities safe,” a positive step would be to use your political influence as a U.S. Representative to reinstate the seasoned Point Roberts customs inspectors who lost their income, benefits, and retirement as a result of your government’s latest “cost cutting” measure.
John Lesow
Point Roberts

The Editor & Mr. Thomas W. Hardy, Director, Field Operations, Customs and Border Protection:
I have been contacted by a number of my constituents regarding the recent cuts to other-than-permanent (OTP) personnel at the northern border. I have included correspondence that I have received concerning this matter. I would appreciate your attention on this important issue.
According to the enclosed letters, a number of Customs and Border Protection (CBP) personnel were recently released from full-time hours. Many of the border officials worked at the border for a number of years. While I understand the need to keep costs down, I do not believe that budget cuts should fall on the backs of these hard working individuals who want to continue to serve their country. Many of these individuals have families in Whatcom County and have no other means to support them. I urge you to do all you can to find permanent positions within CBP for these personnel.
Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to your response.
Rick Larsen
Member of Congress
Washington, D.C.


Please send your letter to: P.O. Box 1451, Point Roberts, WA 98281
or fax (360) 945-1613.

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